If you performed triple bypass surgery on us, this is what you’d find inside. We are medical marvels. But you really shouldn’t be performing open heart surgery on us unless you’re a legit heart surgeon or watched at least 7 seasons of Grey’s Anatomy…either/or would be sufficient for us.

Today, we officially switched our zipper company over to YKK – the largest zipper manufacturer in the world. You’re probably wondering why this information is noteworthy. And the answer is it’s really not. We mainly just wanted to post this colorful image of YKK zippers somewhere. On second thought, it can be considered somewhat important since the general public would conclude the YKK zipper group is the best zipper manufacturer in the world. Seeing that we’ll now be using YKK zippers, we can all conclude that this would then make us the best clothing brand in the world! I know, our logic is mind-blowing.

Almost time for all of you to start having babies. If this image doesn’t make you want to have babies asap, then I’m not quite sure what will. We just finished the first half of our children’s line (set to officially release later this year), but we’re giving you a little preview now so you can all get started on you know what.

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“This item may seem ordinary at first, but it is far from it. All of our pieces are uniquely designed, cut and made by several expert human hands. Probably the most gifted human hands in the world. Don’t be afraid to wear and humbly flaunt this piece of art.”

Probably means most likely. But there really isn’t a way to measure how gifted hands can be, so we can just conclude that all candy&caviar items are made by the most gifted human hands in the world. Including my own.

Hey friends, we’re so sorry for the lack of updates lately – we know you’ve probably been refreshing our blog page over and over and over. We’ve just been so extremely busy giving birth to ridiculously good looking children. We’re breeding an army of children to fit into our new candy&caviar children’s line. Don’t you wish you were 3 feet tall again so you’d fit into our miniature Kennedy shirt and look this adorable too?

We know you’re usually the one telling us how much you love candy&caviar and even without telling us we can just feel how much you love us. And we don’t blame you. Who wouldn’t love candy&caviar? But, we suppose today would be a rather appropriate day to tell you that we’re quite fond of you as well. Mainly because you’re on our blog right now and/or because you own an article of clothing from candy&caviar, obviously. So on a semi serious note (because we don’t like to be so serious), we love you. Beyond words. Happy Valentine’s day, friends.

“You are a perishable item. Live accordingly.”

Hey ladies. We’ve been ignoring you for a while and we’re very sorry, but we’re brewing something new just for you. 2012 is a year full of color and a bangin’ new women’s collection. Sit tight.